Grandfathers don't know everything!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Aug 10, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
    He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.’
    ‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't
    called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'
     
  2. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Ha, time for Grandpa to make tracks
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    You are to much Redfish-Joe. I can not stop laughing......:newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  4. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Wouldn't want to be Grandpa when Jimmys mom caught up to him!:D
     
  5. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Isn't that the way it sometimes is, a fella thinks he's doing the right thing and trying be honest and next thing he knows, he wished he'd just been an average dupe apathetic liar over the whole affair :lolrolling
     
  6. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Naw, he just a Grandpa that knows everything about everything and his point of view is the only view.....
     
  7. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    I had a mother-in-law like that once (ex now):D
     
  8. 09RKC

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    Thank you Sir for keeping us laughing.

    While we're talking about Grandfathers, both of mine could tell jokes all day long and I don't ever remember them repeating one.
     
  9. bigbubba402

    bigbubba402 Active Member

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    That is funny just goes to show that when a child asks a question it may not be what you are thinking:taunt