Golfer at the Dentist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    This one may bring a little tear to your eyes . . . Only a golfer would understand
    this story of a GOLFER AT THE DENTIST.

    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to
    the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one frantic hurry I have two buddies
    sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget
    about the anesthetic, I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
    We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and
    it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the
    anesthetic to work.
    The dentist thought to himself, "My
    goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his
    tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the
    dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

    The man turned to his wife and said,
    "Open your mouth Honey, and show him . . .:D
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I like it.:yes
     
  3. trainman

    trainman Member

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    Priceless!!!
     
  4. hobo55

    hobo55 Active Member

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    Not a golfer but I like it.
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Well-Known Member

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    Ha-ha-ha. Nothing like being late for your tee time, makes for a poor round!