Go easy on the ice

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by trike lady, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. trike lady

    trike lady Junior Member

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    With the holidays soon upon us it’s always fun to have a drink or two. The following is from a column I found in a magazine.

    HEALTH ALERT!

    When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
    When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
    When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
    When you drink whiskey or Scotch over ice, it can give you heart problems.

    ALERT!
    Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
    Warn all your friends as soon as possible.
     
  2. speedyron

    speedyron Active Member

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    Ice is extremley bad for motorcycles:newsmile036:
     
  3. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

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    Good One TL, thanks!
     
  4. HDSickness

    HDSickness Banned

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    Glad I only drink BEER......:D
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Ice is just frozen water, and you know what fish do in the water--Everything!!!!