Glad to be drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by scionracer, Nov 28, 2009.

  1. scionracer

    scionracer Member

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    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

    Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

    "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

    Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
     
  2. larryjmiller

    larryjmiller Junior Member

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    ScionRacer...that's a horrible thing to say about a crippled person! Oh wait, he wasn't crippled!

    Great joke, even the wife laughed.
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    another good one.:D