Flat Tire

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    Wouldn't you know it? Yesterday I had a flat tire.
    I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
    I started to
    change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
    It wasn't long before a highway
    patrolman pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
    "What's going on
    here?" "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the (EDIT) are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

    So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o --------- those are my emergency flashers!"

    Please read this...
    [notes]
    A Friendly Reminder - Harley Davidson Community
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