Favorite Animal

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HD4ME!, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. HD4ME!

    HD4ME! Active Member

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    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth and I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened, he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principals office. I told him what happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principals office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
     
  2. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    I always like hearing this one. I can picture this kid because I have two grandsons just like him.:)
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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