Every time you disobey

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mydeluxe, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. mydeluxe

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    A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?"

    The mother paused and looked at her daughter. "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey."

    The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. "Mother?" She sweetly asked again.

    "Yes?" Her Mother replied. "Why is Grandma's hair all grey?"
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Kids will say the darnedest things. Funny how some kids are so smart at such a young age.
     
  3. littleguy

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    Ya why is Grandmas hair all grey, MOM.
    Even Granddads is that way. Were you
    a little dickens also? :rofl
     
  4. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    That explains it I get it now:s
     
  5. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    thats Funny !!!

    sounds like my kids !!!

    Wait a minute?..im going to check in the mirror !!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. RetiredJake

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    I wound up shaving my head to solve the problem. :D
     
  7. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Well i went to the mirror....now i am calling my parents to same i am sorry !
     
  8. tankernut

    tankernut New Member

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    Wonder what ma's reply was, I know what Grandma's is. :p
     
  9. kemo

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    My 4 year old grandson was over last weekend. We were talking about school. He just started junior kindergarten and I asked him if his teacher was a cutie, he looked at me and said " shes a dog". I had to hold back my laughter
    kemo
     
  10. Jack Klarich

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    Ken, I am still laughing at that:p:p