drunk needs a push

[sprinklerfitter669]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding
> on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
>
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain
> out
> there!"
>
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
> remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
> helped us?
>
> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> yourself!"
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain.
>
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
>

 

[ooheritage]

:lolrollingthats a riot,

 

[RetiredJake]

I think I resemble that story, but it could have been the other one

 

[Adamal47]

was not expecting that...good one