drunk needs a push

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding
    > on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
    > stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
    > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
    > He slams the door and returns to bed.
    > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    > "Did you help him?" she asks.
    > "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain
    > out
    > there!"
    > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
    > remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
    > helped us?
    > I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
    > yourself!"
    > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
    > pounding rain.
    > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    > "Yes," comes back the answer.
    > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    > "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
  2. ooheritage

    ooheritage Active Member

    :lolrollingthats a riot,
  3. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

    I think I resemble that story, but it could have been the other one :D
  4. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

    was not expecting that...good one