Don't mess with old folks!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 17, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
    shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled
    with patients.
    As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the
    receptionist was a large unfriendly woman
    who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
    "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
    YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"


    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look
    at the very embarrassed man.
    He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

    'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
    BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I only wish I could think that fast. :newsmile100:
     
  3. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Now that made me laugh out loud:newsmile100: