Died of Shame

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school.
    She had her first family planning lesson at school.
    Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?"
    "I died of shame!" She answers!


    “Why?” Her Mother asked.
    Annie said, “Kath from down the road, says that the stork brings babies.
    Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.



    Peter in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
    Her mother answers laughingly. “But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
    “No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    thanks for sharing...:D
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Too funny, I can see that really happening.
     
  4. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Too cute..and can be told in mixed company.