Closets

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
    hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
    The woman's husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little
    boy is in there already.
    The little boy says, "Dark in here."
    The man says, "Yes, it is"
    Boy " I have a baseball."
    Man "That's nice"
    Boy "Want to buy it?"
    Man "No, thanks"
    Boy "My dad's outside..."
    Man "O.K. - "How much?"
    Boy "$250"
    In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
    are in the closet together.


    "Boy "Dark in here"
    Man ' Yes, it is."
    Boy "I have a baseball glove"
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
    Boy "$750"
    Man "Sold!"


    A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
    let's go outside and have a game of catch.
    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    Boy " $ 1,000"


    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
    like that...
    that is way more than those two things cost. I"m going to take you to church and make you confess."


    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit
    in the confession booth and he closes the door.


    The boy says, "Dark in here".
    The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again, you're in my
    closet now."
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  2. English Mike

    English Mike Active Member

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    Glider:22::22:And there was i thinking you were a Godly kinda chap:11:

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  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Now Mike, where did you ever get that impression:Banane24::Banane24:
     
  4. leapfreak

    leapfreak Active Member

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    Wife and I just howled - great joke.
     
  5. Hi-Tek Rednek

    Hi-Tek Rednek Active Member

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    Great joke,glider! That one is definitely going to go around the break table at work tomorrow. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ride safe, Hi-Tek Rednek
     
  6. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Now glider, that would never happen...would it?:taunt
     
  7. docholliday88

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    Wonderful joke!