Christmas news

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by EnjoyingTheRyde, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. EnjoyingTheRyde

    EnjoyingTheRyde Junior Member

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    An elderly man in Phoenix called his son in New York and said, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," his father said. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." With that, he hung up.

    Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouted. "I'll take care of this."

    She called Phoenix immediately, and screamed at her father: "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.

    The old man hung up the phone and turned to his wife. "Okay," he said, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    That works for me! :D
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Thats a good one. :bigsmiley20:
     
  4. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

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    I'll have to remember that one and use it in the future...Thanks MSG!
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Wish I had thought of this before I bought the roundtrip tix.!!!!
     
  6. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Good one!
     
  7. TheBig1

    TheBig1 Member

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    Now thats funny.