Discussion in 'Jokes' started by KingHeritage, Dec 10, 2008.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory peck!
Bada bing.....drum roll!!!!
Wasn't there a turtle over there at the carapace station earlier today?
Yes it was a turtle. He crossed the road to get to the Shell Station.
Now I know why I liked this place the first time I came in here. Quite a few of the folks in here are even weirder than I am.
I am beginning to feel normal. Thank you.....:worthy
My greatest skill is the ability to find the obscure and then just take right off down that wrong road again.
Speaking of chickens, a man was riding his Harley along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got off his steed and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
Done some research on this:
Plato says it was for the greater good.
Karl Marx says it was to escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.
Machiavelli says so that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
According to Albert Einstein, whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle believed it was to actualize its potential.
Salvadore Dali says it was a fish.
And Gilligan says the traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail, the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
When Bill Gates was asked this question he responded:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.. This new platform is much more stable and will never (??????).......reboot.
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My personal opinion is that the Chicken was running AFTER the Turtle to warn him about the inherent dangers of crossing roads.It is well known in the animal world that creatures equipped with CARAPACES,do not fair well when hit by cars at paces.
Being a reasonably intelligent bird,the chook subscribed to Nietzsche's thoughts,particularly the one which goes "That which does not kill us,makes us stronger".Unfortunately,a reasonably intelligent Fowl is still quite stupid AND vulnerable,and so it was HE was run over by a Socialist middle-class computer data entry operator.
The moral of the story is twofold:Firstly,even though a Turtle may be slow,he aint as stupid as a Chicken;and Secondly,one should never count their Chickens before they're batched!
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