Celibacy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by threesteps, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. threesteps

    threesteps Junior Member

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    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
    circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife,
    Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
    and wives know the things that are important to each other..."

    He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

    Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and
    whispered,

    'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

    And thus began Walter's life of celibacy...:D
     
  2. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    Thats a good one
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    The wife will get a kick out of that one. :rofl
     
  4. LarryC08

    LarryC08 Active Member

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    I like it, hope the wife does!!!:D
     
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Finally, one I can tell the wife. Maybe it will get me out of the dog house for the white kitchen appliance one. :lolrolling
     
  6. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    He should have known it was self rising!!
     
  7. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    ha ha ha,, good one