Celibacy

[threesteps]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife,
Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to each other..."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and
whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy...

 

[PaulWhite]

Thats a good one

 

[jaceddie]

The wife will get a kick out of that one. :rofl

 

[LarryC08]

I like it, hope the wife does!!!

 

[RetiredJake]

Finally, one I can tell the wife. Maybe it will get me out of the dog house for the white kitchen appliance one. :lolrolling

 

[HDDon]

He should have known it was self rising!!

 

[gator508]

ha ha ha,, good one