Can't fool a drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by LEOG, Nov 5, 2009.

  1. LEOG

    LEOG Member

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    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A 2 litre bottle of skim milk
    A carton of eggs
    A litre of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 700g jar of coffee
    A 1kg of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
    cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
    "You must be single."

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
    derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

    I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
    unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
    marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you
    know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"



    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly.":bigsmiley24:
     
  2. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    That's hilarious:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  3. Sharky1948

    Sharky1948 Junior Member

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    Hilarioius! But, being the extraordinarily good-looking guy that I am, I'll need to rephrase it before using it! :lolrolling


    Let the games begin... :cheers
     
  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Dang, you sure that wasn't me standing in front of the drunk? :lolrolling
     
  5. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That is a GOOOOD one!
     
  6. fwcole

    fwcole Active Member

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    Good one!!!!!
     
  7. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    That is one I'll pass on to others. Thanks