Canadians EH

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
    · Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    · Canadians plant gardens.

    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
    · Italian Cars won't start
    · Canadians drive with the windows down

    32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
    · American water freezes
    · Canadian water gets thicker.

    0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
    · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    · Canadians have the last cook-out of the season.

    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
    · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
    · Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
    · Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
    · Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

    -459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
    · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
    · Hell freezes over.
    · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    You trying to start a war with our northern friends? :D
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i am one of them...EH:D
     
  4. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Good one Lorne but should it be under jokes? It's all true, EH! :s
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    :p Glad you guys are my friends EH:newsmile055:
     
  6. Gold4484

    Gold4484 Active Member Contributor

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    As a transported Canuck.....here we go agane eh?

    BRIAN
     
  7. bobalu

    bobalu Active Member

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    It's so funny 'cause its true! :bigsmiley11:
     
  8. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    We don't mind complements... even when the truth may be stretched just a little bit.:newsmile100:

    Should come up with the alternate summer comparisons:
    Like: in Canada a 90F day feels like your being dragged into the smoldering pits of Haides
    In Vegas, that's just getting comfortable:cheers
     
  9. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    I cant be a true Canadian anymore.
    I like it best when the temps. are between 85-90f.
    As soon as the temp.goes below 50 I wear two pair of pants an undershirt,sweatshirt,hoodie and a coat.Then I start praying that I can get away for a little longer each year.
     
  10. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    one of the reasons i now live on Margarita Island....:newsmile036: