BMW Jokes.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jody7734, Aug 16, 2009.

  1. jody7734

    jody7734 Active Member

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    Q: How can you tell a BMW rider and his passenger are having an affair?
    A: Thier jackets dont match.

    How many BMW riders does it take to screw in an oil filter?
    - Two: one laying on the ground, preferably at a campsite; one taking photos to post.

    What does BMW stand for?
    Bring Money With you,
    or
    Bring Meine Wallet
     
  2. Major Mark

    Major Mark Member

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    or....bring Mechanic with, or bankrupt, motorcycle worthless

    Keep the wheels turnin' - Major Mark
     
  3. USMCCWO5

    USMCCWO5 Junior Member

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    Cam Chain Tensioner?
     
  4. CalgaryBikeBum

    CalgaryBikeBum Active Member

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    Hmm wouldnt be cam tensioners as they only had a single cam back in 1984 . I would say electrical problems.
     
  5. jeffski07

    jeffski07 New Member

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    I would guess a shot condenser.
     
  6. Larcus

    Larcus New Member

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    Big Money Wasted