Blonde on a plane

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Aug 7, 2010.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blond in economy class gets
    up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.

    The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
    She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class, and that
    she will have to sit in the back.

    The blond replies, 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto
    and I'm staying right here.'

    The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
    co-pilot that there is a blonder bimbo sitting in first class, that
    belongs in economy , and won't move back to her seat.

    The co-pilot goes back to the blond and tries to explain that because
    she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her
    seat.


    The blond replies, 'I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto
    and I'm staying right here.'

    The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
    waiting when they land to arrest this blond woman who won't listen to reason.

    The pilot says, 'you say she is a blond? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blond. I speak blond.'
    he goes back to the blond and whispers in her ear, and she says, 'oh, I'm sorry.' and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.



    'I told her, 'first class isn't going to Toronto'.





     
  2. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Good One Glider
     
  3. 67wizard

    67wizard Junior Member

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    Now thats funny glider.
    Are ya married to a blond?

    LOL
     
  4. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    I'm not blond so I have to ask, where is First Class going? I looked all over the Self Help Tips and Search areas. Guess the steward..ehhh..."Air Attendant" has to pass me another durink...:cheers:cheers:cheers
     
  5. buck484

    buck484 Active Member Contributor

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    That's funny!
     
  6. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    That was one of the best blonde jokes ever!!!!Nice one!!:lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  7. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Nope, do you think I would post jokes like that If I were? :lolrolling
     
  8. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Glad my wife is not blonde any more, i would be on the back of the plane too Good One Glider:p
     
  9. ballpeen

    ballpeen Active Member

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    Good one..........
     
  10. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Glider, I want you to know that I just saved your life ..... I did not show this to my wife :lolrolling