Best ever speeding excuse

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Jul 14, 2010.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    When pulled over by the young highway patrolman the 83 year old woman offered this:
    Officer "Ma'm do you realize you were speeding"
    Woman " Yes, but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going"
     
  2. ultrat

    ultrat Senior Member Contributor

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    good one';';';';
     
  3. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I better write that down before I forget it.
     
  4. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    What, last time I remember looking at the speedo it was at "55"...;-)
     
  5. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    At least we old ones have that to fall back on.
     
  6. BlackG30

    BlackG30 Member

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    That evil German guy playing with my memories ... I can't remember his name
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  7. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

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    My dad got pulled over and he told the officer " I'm sure glad that you were not another mile down the road"
     
  8. Lakerat

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    Officer: I've been waiting for someone like you all afternoon
    Speeder: I got here as fast as I could
     
  9. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL too bad I wont remember it :s
     
  10. doc_63

    doc_63 Active Member

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    That's like the drunk driver explaining to the cop "I'm sorry Officer but I'm way too drunk to walk"