Bank robber in Italy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dbmg, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation!

    He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. He sees one of the tellers looking straight at him; the robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead. Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

    "Dida anyone elsa see a my face?" calls the robber. There follows a tense minute of silence. Then an elderly Italian gentleman, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says: "I tinka my wife caught a glimpse."
     
  2. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Tinka.......Is that like tinka with your car..:)....Oh ....He was italian.....Sorry that went over my head the first time I read it..Good one
     
  3. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Thanks Bernie,put a smile on my face.
     
  4. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Glad you enjoyed...Bada Bing

    Ya no whada I meen..huh.......:s
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I don't think you guys use the same spell check that I have.:D
     
  6. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    That is just wrong....but funny!