Anuvver blond joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure out how to get it started.
    Her boyfriend asks, "Whats it supposed to be when it's finished?'
    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box , It's a tiger,"
    The boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we'er not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger,"

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, i want you to relax"

    "Lets have a nice cup of tea, and then"

    He sighed.................

    "Lets put all the Frosties back in the box,"
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Another good one. Thanks!
     
  3. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Hmmm a "breakfast" tale to be sure...hope he didn't get a lot of flack piling all her hard earned work by into that box.
     
  4. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    Good one. My wife is blonde and I love Blonde jokes
     
  5. CIB1Infantry

    CIB1Infantry Member

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    definitely a good one
     
  6. Safehaven

    Safehaven Active Member

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    Hehe, mine as well, I try to know as many as possible. They do come in handy sometimes!