another beer story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kemo, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. kemo

    kemo R.I.P

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    Man is sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you."


    She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"


    He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."
     
  2. purplehazeultra

    purplehazeultra Active Member

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    LOL:cheers:cheers:cheers
     
  3. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    My wife would pore the beer on my head if I said that...LOL..:D
     
  4. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Good one !!

    Did you hear the one about the old guy sitting at the bar and a lady walks in holding a duck. As she walks by him, the old guy says, wa where di did you get thaaat pig ?

    The ladys turns and says it's not a pig it's a duck.

    The old guys says, I I wa was ta talking to the duck.
     
  5. SixPak

    SixPak Junior Member

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    Now that is funny
     
  6. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    My wife would make me go get her one :bigsmiley12:

    This might be a beer joke, could be....

    A guy comes in on Sunday night from a 'Weekend Fishing trip'. He is storming mad at his wife and says why didn't you pack my underwear?

    She says, well if you had opened your tackle box you would have found them!

    BUSTED! Guess that's one story he ain't gonna stick to... :lolrolling
     
  7. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    :bigsmiley20:LOL..Good one
     
  8. drbillk

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    Thanks for the laughs! LOL... too funny... love them all.