An Irishman in Australia.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    An Irishman arrived in Australia and went into a pub in the Outback where he asked for a glass and, having pissed into it, drank it. He then walked out the door, into the chook house and proceeded to knock the hens off their perches prior to going to the paddock, where he lifted the tail of a cow and put his ear to its anus. When he returned to the bar a few minutes later, the publican asked him to explain his strange conduct.

    “Before I left Dublin,” he said, “I met an Aussie who said there are 3 things I had to do to be a real Australian. Drink the piss. Knock off the birds. And listen to the bull****.”
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Oh Boy!!!!!!!!!