Always listen to the rest of the story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Hoon, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Hoon

    Hoon Active Member

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    Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school
    playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car,
    and saw Daddy and Aunt Diana in a passionate embrace.
    Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could barely
    contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

    Mommy," Little Johnny exclaimed, "I was at the playground and I
    saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Diana. I went back
    to look and he was giving Aunt Diana a big kiss, then he helped
    her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Diana helped Daddy take his
    pants off, then Aunt Diana.........At this point Mommy cut him
    off and said, "Johnny, this is such an INTERESTING story,
    suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see
    the look on Daddy's face when you tell him tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asked Little Johnny to tell Daddy
    his story. Mommy listened closely as Little Johnny started telling
    his story about how "he" saw the car go into the woods..., then
    watched Aunt Diana get undressed..., and then Aunt Diana laid
    down on the back seat.... and then Aunt Diana and Daddy
    started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used
    to do when Daddy was in the Army!!!"

    Moral:
    Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story
    before you interrupt someone!
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    How true that is too, great story:hii