Adam and Eve ?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 67wizard, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. 67wizard

    67wizard Junior Member

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    A little girl asked her Dad, "How did the human race appear?"

    The Dad answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made."
    Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

    The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
    The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and mom said they developed from monkeys?"


    The father answered, "Well, Dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    :lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  3. TripleJ

    TripleJ Senior Member

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    Oh man that was good!!!
     
  4. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    I have to stop sipping my coffee when I'm reading these! Great Joke!:)
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!! good one!
     
  6. softail41

    softail41 Active Member

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    The fathers funeral was held last Saturday. Autopsy revealed the cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head. Mother in jail pending bail.:D
     
  7. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    That's why they were called "Wo"man
     
  8. cynthia4l

    cynthia4l New Member

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    haha hilarious!