0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really (edit)

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Poor Bob!!!! :rofl
     
  3. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    Nice, but don't want to try this one at home...unless you want to be in the dog house.:s
     
  4. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    poor bob, that is just wrong
     
  5. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    Not bobs fault..she got exactly what she wanted