0-200 in 6 Seconds

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by nolafishr, Sep 25, 2009.

  1. nolafishr

    nolafishr Active Member

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really mad.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
  2. 03classic

    03classic Junior Member

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    If Bob comes back he can expect some serious couch time!
     
  3. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Bob is

    1) a seriously disturbed man
    2) tired of being married
    3) harbouring a death wish

    :lol