you might be a rub if

[Dr. Dolittle]

Ya see... women always CLAIM they want an honest man... but they just want one that knows when the heck to shut up!

They just test us from time to time...

"Does my butt look big?"

"Do you want to go shopping with me, or just watch the game?"

"Is it OK if my mother stays with us for a month..."


These are the questions that have cornered men for centuries.

As well as the classic... "if you really cared, you'd know why I'm upset"....

As to the whole rub thing... isn't that rube? Not being sarcastic, I just thought it was spelled rube.

My favorite line relating to this is, "Women don't want to hear what you're thinking. They want to hear what THEY'RE thinking, in a deeper voice!"

 

[cdn-bigfoot]

No sarcasm at all Dawg... I'm only 8 months into riding bro... so fairly new to alot of the terms! But I'm learning... and the only way to do that... is to ask the questions without fear! That's why I put it up here... I know the folks here don't judge, just answer! But I honestly thought it was Rube. Now I know better.

:bigsmiley11:

You might be a rub if....
You use terms like "dawg" and bro" to sound cool.

And you post on Harley Davidson Chat groups.

BUSTED.

 

[glider]

You might be a rub if....
You use terms like "dawg" and bro" to sound cool.

And you post on Harley Davidson Chat groups.

BUSTED.

:lolrolling:lolrolling Good one!!!!

 

[cdn-bigfoot]

:lolrolling:lolrolling Good one!!!!

I am the leader of a RUBber band.:skipping

 

[Joyflyin]

I am the leader of a RUBber band.:skipping

What kind of music is that? :s

 

[glider]

That's wannabee music.:bigsmiley20:

 

[Joyflyin]

I'll look for that section at the library......