Worms

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by David, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. David

    David Active Member

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    A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whisky and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

    The second worm, he put into the whisky. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

    “Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked.

    Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…

    “Drink whisky and you won’t get worms!”
     
  2. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    Little Johnny is wise for his years:p
     
  3. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    Hey my fishing bait!!! :D
     
  4. The Bad Man's Angel

    The Bad Man's Angel Active Member

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    you won't get worms but I've eat a few out of bottles of Tequila!!
     
  5. enormousdwarf

    enormousdwarf Member

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    I agreee with Johnny
     
  6. abrannan19

    abrannan19 Member

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    thats an old one..but still funny!
     
  7. TriumphIsMyBaby

    TriumphIsMyBaby New Member

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    .....and to this day, Johnny still kills off the worms.