Work or Play?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Oct 8, 2009.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
    While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
    captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

    He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and
    he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

    He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
    of it was "pleasure?"


    A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

    A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

    An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
    his state of inebriation at the time.

    There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in
    charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

    Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be
    100% pleasure."

    The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

    "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
    doing it for them."

    The room fell silent.
     
  2. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That's the truth!
     
  3. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Good one.
     
  4. 09StdGlide

    09StdGlide Member

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    Gotta love the enlisted folks!! Wanna know what's going on, ask them.