Wisconsin girls

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by brderj, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. brderj

    brderj Active Member

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    My future wife hails from Wisconsin....she of course sent this to me. :D

    The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from WISCONSIN. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
     
  2. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Those "WISK" gals are tough and quick...!
     
  3. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    Boy would my wife agree with this.Only she has not taught me how to load the dishwasher yet.I have yet to(twenty eight years and counting) get her to serve me at the dinner table at night.
     
  4. eleft36

    eleft36 Junior Member

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    get a pair of sneakers, good ones.

    Al
     
  5. KingHeritage

    KingHeritage Junior Member

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    And I thought Jersey girls were tough
     
  6. brderj

    brderj Active Member

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    Man I tell ya, that girls a red head too...I may have bitten off more than I can chew :D
     
  7. brderj

    brderj Active Member

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    Exactly why I asked her to marry me :D Us military boys know a good thing when we see it.
     
  8. brderj

    brderj Active Member

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    Mine is a vet, I am a dog handler. We both went through divorces at the same time. She stood by me through my entire deployment to Iraq, she was the only one who sent me letters, packages, emails, and help when I needed it the most. I stood by her through her deployment to Africa and supported her the best I could. I had no choice :D. By far the best friend I've ever had.

    Congratulations on 34 years!!!:cheers
     
  9. Ladi Di

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    I am a Wisconsin girl born and raised, married a soldier, (he new a good thing when he had it) I go back ever year for (Girls Weekend) In the Dells. Best place to go is Niggs Bar. I have met so many great people from all over there. You will never ask for a better place then Wisconsin, or there women, we know how to keep it real. Shout out to all the Cheese Heads:bigsmiley16:
     
  10. chrishdguy

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    I am getting married in August. Same thing, I know this is the woman I want to be with for the rest of my life. Plus she loves being on the back of my Harley, and wants her own some day!! :D