Wife vs. Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

    neither of them wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

    the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

    'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
     
  2. whatyardwork

    whatyardwork Banned

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    I have a few of those inlaws myself lol.
     
  3. chipster

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    Do you know the difference between an outlaw and an inlaw?

    Outlaws are wanted!:s
     
  4. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

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    If your Mother-In-Law is knocking at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

    Your dog, he'll shut-up once he gets inside.
     
  5. 02glide

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    Sounds like a good reason not to have a front door:s