Why????

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Sheepdogmarine, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Sheepdogmarine

    Sheepdogmarine Active Member

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    WHY ???

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Just wondering:newsmile022:

    Add your own!
     
  2. Crambo

    Crambo Active Member

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    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

    Why did I answer to this post?...:D
     
  3. Mattman4403

    Mattman4403 Junior Member

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    OK, I only have the one
    Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
    No one else put that one out there yet so that is my contribution
     
  4. mrs2cool

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    Why, Why, Why,

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone
    believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    If people evolved from apes,
    why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses
    are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    (I especially like this one!)

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And my FAVORITE......
    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
     
  5. wildspirit97

    wildspirit97 Senior Member

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    IF YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK AND DRIVE.......THEN WHY DO BARS HAVE PARKING LOTS?
     
  6. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Why?? did I read through this whole thead?:bigsmiley32:
     
  7. ShagNasty

    ShagNasty Active Member

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    Looks like some of you found some old weed....
     
  8. mrs2cool

    mrs2cool Active Member

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    This thread reminds me of conversations I had in the sixties:bigsmiley28::drunk:naughty, That made no sense the next day:no:taunt (Not that they made sense while we were having them):newsmile080:
     
  9. Davidw2415

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    Why does the sun darken our skin, but light our hair?
    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth shut?
    Why do some leave their expensive cars in the driveway and leave their junk in the garage?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, fries and diet Cokes?
     
  10. mrs2cool

    mrs2cool Active Member

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    If we can just figure all these things out:33:, maybe we can save the world.:newsmile100: