Why Men Can't Be Agony Aunts

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cedarbrook63, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

    Write to Uncle John here at the letters desk at "The County Times" for advice with your problems:

    Dear "Uncle John",

    I was called to work the other day (I'm a nurse) and on my way my car broke down. I called the roadside assistance people and a nice mechanic came along and looked at the engine - he told me the fuel pumped had seized in my 2002 VW Golf. He suggested to me that he would have it towed to a VW dealarship to be repaired and kindly drove me back home.
    When I got home, I found my husband in bed with the pretty young thing from next door! I am utterly devasted and still in shock, I don't know what to do. Please advise me....


    Broken hearted Annie

    Dear Broken hearted Annie,

    The '98-'04 Golfs are notorious for fuel pump problems. They are also prone to early problems with the shocks.
    If I were you - I would get it repaired by your VW dealership and then trade it in against a newer model that doesn't have that particular problem or take your car else where and trade it in if you want to move away from over-priced VW.

    Hope this helps,

    Uncle John
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

    Good one! :s
  3. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

    nice one