Why a white dress

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Dec 28, 2009.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Son asked his mother the following question:

    'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
    'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
    The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


    'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
     
  2. walleye

    walleye Junior Member Contributor

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    WOW, I thought I was bad.......... Your dead.:p
     
  3. ooheritage

    ooheritage Active Member

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    I hope Mum doesn"t see this, but ya know its true
     
  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    No way will I let the wife see this, she already accuses me of being insensitive. Besides, all of my appliances are beige. :lolrolling
     
  5. zoo-mon

    zoo-mon Member

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    I had my bike painted White, Named it White Trash. Is that pure?:newsmile093:
     
  6. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Another good one on HD talking. :bigsmiley11:
     
  7. fwcole

    fwcole Active Member

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    Cant wait to tell her that one!
     
  8. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    I consider myself a brave man, but I wouldn't even touch that!!! Good though!
     
  9. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    I actually feel like I'm in trouble simply for reading this one!
     
  10. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    Good one but I am not going to tell my better half that one.