WHO SAYS REDNECKS AINT BRIGHT?? "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Billy Bob Smith! He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they burst open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy"