Where are we?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
    Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
    "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
    The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
     
  2. Bedrock

    Bedrock Active Member

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    LOL, rolling!