What Causes Arthritis?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldgeezer, Dec 17, 2008.

  1. oldgeezer

    oldgeezer Active Member

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    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.He opened his newspaper and began reading.After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father,what causes arthritis?'The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'The drunk muttered in response,'Well, I'll be darned,'Then returned to his paper.The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry.I didn't mean to come on so strong.How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'
     
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  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    :DOops!
     
  3. threesteps

    threesteps Junior Member

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    Uh-OH.:cheers

    Doesn't matter, wx was in the upper 70's today. Lt wind, partly cloudy. Three hours of wind in the face and the roar of those V-Twins. Who cares about them aching joints.:D
     
  4. Mattman4403

    Mattman4403 Junior Member

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    OHH, that has got to hurt!
     
  5. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    open mouth, insert foot.:p
     
  6. Sgt York

    Sgt York Active Member

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    :lolrolling Too funny