Want a Ride, Little Girl?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by PoiDog, May 14, 2010.

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  1. PoiDog

    PoiDog New Member

    A 8-year-old little girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her.

    After following her for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there. Do you want to go for a ride?"

    The little girl firmly, but politely says, "No thank you," and keeps on walking.

    The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back." "No!" the little girl says sharply as she hurries down the street.

    The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "I'm feeling generous today! I'll give you $20 and a big bag of candy. Won't you just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me. I'll take you home, I promise."

    Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams, "Look Dad! You're the one who bought a Honda instead of a Harley! I am not now or ever getting on that thing!"
  2. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

    at least she is learnng to have distinguishing taste at an early age!
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

    Second time around for this one.:D
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