Walmart shopping with the wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

    HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Good 1, I like it!
     
  3. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    I just got back from Wally World not 30 minutes ago and I think I saw this guy!
     
  4. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Thanks.....Thats good..:)
     
  5. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Oh that's good. :lolrolling

    Yea, me too, him and about 50 others there are always good entertainment. My wife says I fit right in there.
     
  6. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    How true and very funny...Thanks Redfish-Joe
     
  7. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, good lord Joe, I think that's one I'll never tell my wife!!!!
     
  8. cynthia4l

    cynthia4l New Member

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    haha that's pretty funny.
     
  9. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Cynthia - No bike or not sure what bike to get?