VERY smart little girl!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
    "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
    "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
    The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
    "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
    "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
    The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
    "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
    Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
    "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
     
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  2. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    I like this one!:D
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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  4. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    :laugh:laugh:laugh
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    ha-ha-ha

    lorne, you won't have ant Honda buddies after that one:D
     
  6. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i already sent it to him!!!:D:p
     
  7. Nikko684

    Nikko684 Active Member

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    hahaha...nice...
     
  8. czuk

    czuk New Member

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    Hahaha!
     
  9. JOHNNYREDPEN

    JOHNNYREDPEN Member

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    Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :newsmile01::UK
     
  10. Nic We

    Nic We New Member

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    I like this one:D