Vampire bats

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gunnut, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

    He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

    "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

    Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

    Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

    "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

    "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good" said the bat, "Because I didn't!"
     
  2. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    I like that one.
     
  3. ugocon

    ugocon Active Member

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    Nice one!
    :)
    Ugo
     
  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Gotta love a sense of humor. Keep 'em coming
     
  5. kman

    kman Member

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    LOL:D:D Good one!
     
  6. 03classic

    03classic Junior Member

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    that is one of the better ones!