Unknown facts about Penguins....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Goofuss, May 1, 2010.

  1. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

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    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more.

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird that lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

    The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: * * * * * * * * * *

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    "Freeze a jolly good fellow,

    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."



    You really didn't believe I know something about penguins, did you?
     
  2. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Hey, I was drawn in too...good one!:newsmile100:
     
  3. opaka lips

    opaka lips Member

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    you reeled me in like fish on a sharp hook :D
     
  4. kemo

    kemo R.I.P

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    I got hooked to.
    kemo
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Too funny, I always wanted one:)
     
  6. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    You sucked me in Goofuss!
     
  7. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    You brought a smile. Thanks
     
  8. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Apparently, I'm as gullible as the rest. :worthy
     
  9. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    Me Too!
     
  10. Slowrider

    Slowrider Active Member

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    Me too, next time I'll go to the last post first :newsmile100: