Two Welsh Girls in a Bar

[oldhippie]

I was in a pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them chirped ''It's WALES you blasted idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

Then the lights went out !!!

 

[Jeff Klarich]

Gotta remember that 1!

 

[R_W_B]

:lolrolling Oh that was good, enjoyed that.

Reminds of the lady walking in the bar carrying a duck. A drunk sitting at the bar says,
"whaaere ya get thaat ppig"

The lady says "it's not a pig it's a duck"

The drunk says, "I I waas taalking to tha duuck"

 

[cynthia4l]

the duck one was funny haha