Two Welsh Girls in a Bar

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oldhippie, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    I was in a pub on Saturday night. I noticed two large girls by the bar.

    They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?"

    One of them chirped ''It's WALES you blasted idiot!"

    So I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

    Then the lights went out !!!
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Gotta remember that 1!
     
  3. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    :lolrolling Oh that was good, enjoyed that.

    Reminds of the lady walking in the bar carrying a duck. A drunk sitting at the bar says,
    "whaaere ya get thaat ppig"

    The lady says "it's not a pig it's a duck"

    The drunk says, "I I waas taalking to tha duuck"
     
  4. cynthia4l

    cynthia4l New Member

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    the duck one was funny haha