Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 14, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

    Two Ladies Talking in Heaven??

    1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
  2. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

    There goes another friendship:D