Two Big Mistakes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rubyred, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........

    I noticed two large women by the bar.

    They both had strong accents so I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

    One of them screamed "It's WALES you IDIOT!"

    So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

    That's all I remember.....
     
  2. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    I've heard it before but it's still funny every time. That's the mark of an excellent joke story.
     
  3. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    That was great.....Been a long day ..Thanks..:)
     
  4. bandjw01

    bandjw01 Member

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    Funniest one I've heard for a while! Thanks, Bob
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    ha-ha-ha, you just can't please everyone..good one!
     
  6. cburgess594

    cburgess594 Member

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    hahahaha, funny indeed... I just read it now... :D