TV icon passes on

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Friends;-
    -Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
    Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
    Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
    man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
    show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty
    old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
    Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
    also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Eat hardy lads!:D
     
  3. james013168

    james013168 Member

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    That was good, I'll have to share that with friends.
     
  4. docsledge

    docsledge Active Member

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    That was real nice.
    But, I saw no word of his sisters,
    the twins, Cherry and Apple Tart

    Though, they may have been in
    Germany with the Struedel side of
    the family.
    :p
     
  5. biscuit

    biscuit Junior Member

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    I hope he isn't self raising,or he'll be back!:bigsmiley12:
     
  6. JohnJ

    JohnJ Member

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    May he rest in a warm place.
     
  7. M0sesJJN

    M0sesJJN Member

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    Dang - those low carb diets are dangerous!

    Are Harleys' low carb? My 1980 Honda CB 650 with four carbs...
     
  8. docsledge

    docsledge Active Member

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    Here we go, Self Raising Biscuits.:bigsmiley14: