turtle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jd140400, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. jd140400

    jd140400 Member

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    why did the turtle cross the road??





    to get to the "shell station":rider
     
  2. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    LOL, that one is funny, but it deserves a groan......
     
  3. biscuit

    biscuit Junior Member

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    I thought a Turtle had a Carapace;which is,strictly speaking,not a shell.Anyway,why would a Turtle cross the road,or indeed, any road for that matter.Doesn't he realize that it's not safe for a slow moving Amphibian to lumber across roads?

    Should he be hit by a car,it would be a TURTLE catastrophe!:D
     
  4. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    What....no drum roll? :D
     
  5. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    I thought it was to show the possom's and armadillo's it could be done..:p