Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jd140400, Dec 9, 2008.
why did the turtle cross the road??
to get to the "shell station":rider
LOL, that one is funny, but it deserves a groan......
I thought a Turtle had a Carapace;which is,strictly speaking,not a shell.Anyway,why would a Turtle cross the road,or indeed, any road for that matter.Doesn't he realize that it's not safe for a slow moving Amphibian to lumber across roads?
Should he be hit by a car,it would be a TURTLE catastrophe!
What....no drum roll?
I thought it was to show the possom's and armadillo's it could be done..
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