10. There are motorcycle parts in your dishwasher. 9. Your best shoes are boots with steel toes. 8. You know where Sturgis is. 7. Your kids take their first ride before they can walk. 6. Folks at the bike shop know you by name. 5. Your three piece suit consists of a pair of chaps, a leather vest and a leather jacket. 4. You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet. 3. You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste. 2. You only have a sunburn on the tops of your hands and the back of your neck. 1. YOUR WIFE'S CAR SITS IN THE DRIVEWAY WHILE YOUR BIKE IS PARKED IN THE GARAGE.