Top Ten wyas to tell a real biker

[jody7734]

10. There are motorcycle parts in your dishwasher.

9. Your best shoes are boots with steel toes.

8. You know where Sturgis is.

7. Your kids take their first ride before they can walk.

6. Folks at the bike shop know you by name.

5. Your three piece suit consists of a pair of chaps, a leather vest and a leather jacket.

4. You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

3. You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste.

2. You only have a sunburn on the tops of your hands and the back of your neck.

1. YOUR WIFE'S CAR SITS IN THE DRIVEWAY WHILE YOUR BIKE IS PARKED IN THE GARAGE.

 

[bfmitch]

Yup! Definitely number 1.

 

[jcorso11]

oh yeah, number 1... but the fight is sooooo worth it!!!

 

[Redfish-Joe]

7 out of 10.....almost there

 

[ladydihd]

3 bikes in the garage no cars. 2 mine 1 his :lero

 

[kemo]

You got me pegged

 

[jody7734]

3 bikes in the garage no cars. 2 mine 1 his :lero

You win.:lero

 

[GroundHawg]

Looks like I have a ways to go... I don't have any kids, I only go to the dealership to by oil filters, I'm afraid what I'd look like in chaps and a vest (I do have a nice jacket though), the bike has a windshield so I dodge most of the bugs, and its my car that sits in the driveway...

But, thats why I'm here - to learn :s

 

[03classic]

her car, my bike in the garage .Company wheels in the driveway.

 

[gasbag]

And my dog's name is Harley.