To Jail

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the
    Virginia/ West Virgina State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was
    Speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to
    Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

    The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver
    Would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told
    The trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
    The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle
    Them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and
    Handed them to him..

    While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken
    Good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over
    To the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and
    Went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he
    Was doing.

    The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain't no
    way I can pass that test.'
     
  2. HD4ME!

    HD4ME! Active Member

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    LOL :newsmile100:

    Must be something in the air today with all of the Joke posting. Keep em coming.
     
  3. CatWoman

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    :lolrolling :lolrolling

    Happy Friday the 13th everyone!!

    CatWoman :rider
     
  4. Haywire

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100: Funny Polarbear Thanks for the laughs.
     
  5. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    As long as you guys keep enjoying them I will keep posting them! Thanks all!
     
  6. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Get cracking then, I have loved them all. :newsmile061: